The Resident Cow INC.

The global leader in all the things. Ever. Even Windows Vista. And that was bad.
The Resident Cow Psychoacoustic Entertainment Laboratories Service Provider Foundation Offices (or The Resident Cow INC. for short) is an international parent and holdings company. The company gives ambitious projects the resources, freedom, and focus to make their ideas happen.

Their headquarters is located on a farm, housing several of it's companies.

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About
Founded in 2018, The Resident Cow have always set out to achieve customer satisfaction.

The Resident Cow is the leading global provider of corporate strategy, philanthropy, sustainability, and growth. It’s all part of their unflagging commitment to creating momentum, solving problems, and building a new tomorrow, today. From finance and banking to communications and entertainment to technology and security and beyond, no one does anything to advance our society, and no one cares more about the people living in it. They do. Decades of business evolution, research, and collaboration have served to keep The Resident Cow the number one company in the world. They are devoted to seamlessly integrating into every aspects of our costumer’s lives. They believe in creating opportunities and bringing progress to communities around the globe. The company operates thousands of businesses and employ millions of people throughout the world. And through it all they remain guided by their core principles of service, innovation, and a pioneering spirit.

Companies And Subdivisions
The Resident Cow own, operates and co-manages several international businesses and groups. Below, a few of the most successful ones.


 * Scorched Earth Policy (Media & Entertainment)
 * Bread Barns (Food Distribution)
 * Buzzin' Media Corporation (Business Strategy)
 * Connected United Nano-Technologies (Lifestyle)
 * Rott-Hall (Venture Capital)

Accusations of Money Laundering
The company was accused several times of money laundering. This was due to the expensive parties they throw every Friday because...it's friday.