Michelle & Jonathan

About
Michelle Montanius and Jonathan Freeloader are the accountants. They were hired by växla in mid-2018 to help the company out of bankruptcy after the horrendous legal fees for settling disputes with Demo. They were both frequently featured on The Resident Cow and lately, Scorched Earth Policy. Their voice-overs segments is usually about the two of the, begging for money in a persuasive way, sometimes straight up guilt tripping the audience to convey them.

During the breaks between Scorched Earth Policy, Michelle and Jonathan continue to try and get listeners to donate 10% of their income to the station. However, they refuse to give out the information of where to send the money, telling the listeners to find the address themselves. They continues to berate the listeners, even calling listeners who haven't donated to the show "thieves", and wishing an agonizing death upon listeners who made donations of only $10.Their lines are extracted from the 2002 video game, Grand Theft Auto: Vice city

Their Duties and Obligations

 * Wiring funds anonymously out of world banks in China.
 * Saving the company from bankruptcy several times.
 * Got the assigned Internal Revenue Service agent fired because he "didn't do his job right"
 * They host the Annual Company Expense Report party where, in celebration over another fired IRS agent, the employees burn down the Accounting Department.
 * Find legal loopholes (Michelle is a skilled attorney).
 * Arrange "Motivation Booster Kit" (likely cocaine) deliveries.

Trivia

 * Jonathan's last name is slang for someone who tends to mooch off of others as a means of income.